I was given a little iPad and I use it all the time
It’s protected in a case that’s the colour of ruby wine
I use it to play Scrabble and that other Word game
And check my many messages time and time again
I also update and download the latest offer of apps
They range from daily reminders to altered global maps
I can’t be behind the times, oh shudder, or perish the thought
Otherwise my efforts might as well be all for nought
I read the hourly news or tune into the trio “Il Volo”
And can watch one-day cricket, or even water polo
Shazam is a dream if I need the title of a song
And the elusive artist’s name appears in under a minute long
I can explore the movie offers and buy my tickets online
Or Google questions that are puzzling or check out where to dine
My photos can be synced to albums and my tours can be planned
From a quick ferry trip to Manly or fly overseas to Japan
I can even talk to friends here or to family overseas
Everything’s on offer, it’s easy and such a breeze
Is there anything my iPad can’t do, I wonder in a daze
It’s all there, it’s magical and I’m happy and amazed
If only it could iron, wash and cook or even clean
My life would be a fairy tale, it would certainly be a dream
In fact, if it did all that and also gave birth too
I would stop in a heartbeat and happily say “I do!”
(c) Wendy Robinson January 2016
It is not what technology does to us, it is what we do to technology. Get smart with technology, choose wisely and use it in a way that benefits both you and those around you. ~ headspace.com
Disclaimer: The above photos have been garnered from the internet. My thanks go to the various photographers.
I had fun with this poem! If you enjoyed it, I’d love to hear your thoughts on it.
Comments on: "My Trusty iPad" (29)
How funny! Yes, technology is taking over the world and not always in a bad way. Congratulations on a great relationship, ha, ha!
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Thank you Marissa! Yes, I’m seriously thinking of proposing – it’s a leap year so the patriarchal rule can be broken. Lol! Thank you for your funny comment.
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I’m afraid I’m a bit of a Luddite and only use a desk top which does all that I ask of it. But I am sure if I tried a laptop or ipad I would find either of them equally as good if not better – just might go for it one day but I guess its a touch of jam yesterday, jam tomorrow but never jam today.
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That’s funny Michael! Jam with cream? That reminds me of an article I read today – Nigella is adamant that scones should be served with cream and topped with jam. I don’t mind however it comes as long as it has both jam and cream. Lol! 😋
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Hahahahaha I laughed so hard Wendy, but wouldn’t it be nice if it could iron and wash our clothes too…I say go ahead and say your I dos, such a great device
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Only if you’ll be my bridesmaid! Lol! 💍👰🏻🔔
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Will most definitely be your bridesmaid 🙂
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I have to warn you – it’s not easy being a bridesmaid for the wedding of the century! After all how many iPads get married everyday? ☺️ Still laughing! 😃
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I know, I Know, but I will bring my A game, promise. 🙂
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Nigella has it wrong – jam on the bottom every time I’m that kind of guy. And tell me, if an ipad gets married will it live in herpad?
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Of course! The iPad will hopefully live up to its promise and continue with the proverbial ‘happy ever after!’ 🤗 Lol! Thank you for your funny comment and for stopping by Michael.
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Creatively funny. Thanks Wendy for making me smile.
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Love your poem. Does your family accuse you of being addicted? Reblogging.
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Gosh – thank you for re-blogging! You’ve made my day! 🤗
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Addicted? Who me? Lol!
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok and commented:
Reblog from Wendy’s Written Words
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When I got my laptop, I felt like I had been given the greatest gift on earth. The 15 year old inside me can’t believe that I actually have it. I love computers anyway but a laptop, well that is like living in the “lap” of luxury especially since it is an Apple. I’m not sure which I love more my husband or my laptop. Guess it should be my husband because he was the one that insisted I have it.😂 Great post, you hit it out of the park!
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Haha – love it! Your husband or your iPad!
My computer is on its last legs but my trusty iPad is still, like the Ever-ready bunny, keeping on. Thank you for commenting Patricia. 🌹🌹
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Your welcome.
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I have a iPad mini but don’t know how to do all those things. *sigh* I do agree it’s a wonderful invention.
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Lol! I love your blog ‘name.’ I should have also added that the iPad is portable and can be taken anywhere, anytime and via any means. Thank you for stopping by and commenting. 🌹
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My trusty iPad was also a gift and I’m enjoying it more and more. Glad you like yours too even if it can’t do everything. 😉
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All the photos on my blog were taken with my iPad mini. I only know how to do that and read books on my Kindle app. I have email but I don’t like reading it on the iPad. I do love this device and wish I’d take the time to learn more.
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I’m lucky in that I have a resident cyber doc or two in the house to help but for the most part, I learn as I go. Re: photos – I’m constantly amazed at the quality of the images I take when I do use my iPad as a camera. It gets heavy, however, so I use my iPhone instead. 🌹
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I need to have someone show me how to use my camera phone. My grand kids are so on the go, I can’t catch one to ask. 😀 😀
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Do you have it on your iPhone?
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I really like my iPad. I feel the same way too.
But I think your case is ruby, whereas mine is sapphire blue.
(Actually, my iPad case is brown, but that didn’t rhyme.)
🙂
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Even your comments are funny Bun! Thank you for following me .. I feel honoured. 🙂
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You’re welcome! I enjoyed the poem. I love my iPad and use it every single day, so I had a personal interest, I guess. 🙂
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